Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Why Brett? Nobody Wants You Back

I can't believe that after all of the shit that he put not only Packers and Vikings fans through, but also NFL fans who had to listen to all the B.S., that Brett Favre is now going to sign with the Minnesota Vikings. He told Ed Werder not six months ago that there was absolutely "no way" that he would return.

And to top it all off, ESPN is reporting that the one year deal is worth $10-$12 million. Who the hell is in charge of the Vikings that they would offer Favre that much money at this point in his career.

Brad (The Pedophile Look-A-Like) Childress and Ziggy Wilf are morons if they think Favre will lead them to a championship. Favre has apparently already told the Vikings that he has a tear in his rotator cuff, so Minnesota is paying top dollar for damaged goods: smart.

What's he gonna do to improve your team, unless you call throwing 20 interceptions improving your team. I wish Favre would have come back with the Raiders, that's the only way this could have been any better.

No wonder the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl. With morons like Childress and Wilf running things they will never win it. Hopefully they will never win it with Favre because he is all hype to me. He did not deserve two of the three MVP awards he won back in the 90's.

With all of those great Packers teams they should have won more than one Super Bowl, and it's because of Favre that I believe they did not. Go back to the '96 season with the Packers and Patriots in the Super Bowl. Who won that game for the Pack? It was Desmond Howard, not Brett Favre that won them that game.

In 22 career playoff games Favre has thrown 39 touchdowns and 28 interceptions, with a completion percentage of 60.7% and a passer rating of 85.2. Those are not numbers that a three time NFL MVP should have, which tells me that Favre is totally overhyped.

People like John Madden and pretty much everybody at ESPN have a hard-on for Favre so they've made him the next Johnny Unitas. Screw Favre. Give me John Elway or Joe Montana.

I really hope that Favre falls flat on his ass and throws 30 interceptions this year and drags down the Vikings with him. He is only out for himself so he can get revenge on Green Bay and I truly hope it all blows up in his face.

No one deserves to fail more than him after the way he's jerked people around for so long. He's always been about himself and no one else and it's only a matter of time before he lets down Minnesota, too.

I don't know how, but I hope he screws it all up and all the veterans on the Vikings team who think he will help them will be calling for his head. That would be sweet. Can't wait to see Favre fail and everyone at ESPN will have to eat crow.

With any luck, this will be the last season we have to put up with Favre-watch. It makes me sick. Retire already Brett, nobody wants to see another season of this crap.

3 comments:

  1. Dude...you nailed it!

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  2. Please somebody give him a Theisman broken leg.

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  3. Oh hell no...I can't stomach seeing anything like that again.

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